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When I wake up on my birthday:
What I expect my parents have planned:

What they actually do:

When I try to scare my friend
I’m like

Their reaction

but when they scare me I’m like

When you’re typing in your password…
but you get it wrong.
So you start typing like this…
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…











